June 2012
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Jun 21st
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Jun 3rd
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May 2012
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May 26th
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May 3rd
“uhoh,”
– he said, and he meant it.
May 1st
May 1st
April 2012
11 posts
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Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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“Absurd! Chip is a cute, delectable treat! Such a memorable fruit, I can still...”
– A Rival Apple Reviewer, writing me about today’s review of Chip.. —- Well, let me tell you, sir, you are an imbecile to challenge me, you obviously have no taste for what I call the 5 Fs: Flavour, Freshness, Friendliness, Femininity, and Fleshiness. Chip showed none of the 5! In fact,...
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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